If you happen to be in the neighborhood, stop by and ring the doorbell. As a docent of the historic Haas-Lilienthal house, I'll give you a tour of the property. You'll get a taste of Victoriana and a glimpse into San Francisco's unique and colorful history. The house is a Queen Anne Victorian that has remained almost unchanged since it was built in 1886. Jeeves, my pipe and slippers please.